It didn't really need the 10 of you to send me 281 emails, one letter and a call to the newsdesk to say I got the price of this extraordinary newspaper wrong.
So, talking of smokes, let's just be clear. Phillip Morris and British American Tobacco (BAT) are still sponsoring F1 teams. Of course, these days you can't plaster big Malboro signs all over a Feezer or Lucky Strike across a McLaren. But look for the missionwinnow.com logo.
Moving on to less bad news, our favourite company, Hagerty (it's purpose, the same as ours: Hagerty Exists to Save Driving), has just published its bull market list. It names the cars "we believe will gain the most value over the next year".
Friends and readers, can you believe what the lads and lassies at Traverse City, Michigan have done? For the first time it has put a motorcycle on its list! Hagerty tips the 1994-1998 Ducati 916 as a sure thing. "Penned by the 'Michelangelo of motorcycling', Massimo Tamburini, a one-time air-conditioning-duct maker who never went to college, the 916 ended the era of the plastic bullet."
Proper transport on the list includes the 1997 Dodge Viper GTS (about $70k in the US, about $100k here), 1998-1991 Honda CRX Si (upwards from $20k), 1997-2001 Honda Integra Type R (about $20k) and the 1976 Porker 914 (somewhere around $30k).