As you know zombies are will-less and speechless humans capable only of automatic movement who are held to have died and been supernaturally reanimated.
Later this month all the Australian ones will be in Capital Hill, Canberra, for a resumption of their activities. So it can't be long before the zombie apocalypse.
Given that, I suggest you tick off your bucket list ASAP. Of course, on top of your list is motor racing.
Today, in between talking about the ACCC's reaction to the VW apocalypse and what we learnt from last weekend's German Grand Prix, we'll be showing you how to get on the track, see if you like it and live out your middle-class fantasies.
In Sydney or Melbourne you can start with Tony Palmer at the Formula Company who can organise for you to drive your own car on the track.
From there you need the least-known owner of big racing teams. Strangely enough Garth Walden called his company Garth Walden Racing and together with partner Myriam Chrystal he runs Porsche GTs, Radicals, Ferraris, Lambos and production cars for owners who want to turn up at the racecourse, sit in, strap up and get out on the track.
Garth raced dirt bikes till he got sick of "breaking bones", V8 Supercars, did three Bathurst 12 hours with his dad and three-quarters of a season in his own Falcon before he ran out of money.