So now we know Lewis Hamilton is so relaxed that he watches the big screen on the track while he is racing; that Sebastian Vettel is so unrelaxed that he can break the world record for using the F word while shaking his finger at another driver while racing; that Wayne Gardner is out of Japanese jail after he said "extortion was the name of the game".
Now we've covered the rest of the news, let's get to the big story of the week, the second annual 24 Hours of LeMons at the home of motor racing and the big merino and the maximum security jail, Goulburn. Well, really it was at Wakefield Park near Goulburn.
Just like Stirling Moss and I never drop names, here at Weekend Australian Racing Team (WART) we never complain about race officials. But while circuit super boss Matt Baragwanath was busy on other matters, one of his scrutineers took offence at an innocent remark made by a WART member.
Then another one of our team who will remain nameless but is the motoring editor of this great and successful publication did perhaps get on the wrong side of another volunteer official, who is also a federal public servant.
Now, apart from the penalties, there was the little issue of our pit stops. A good pit stop in F1 is around 12 seconds. Ours were taking 19 minutes.