Try this quick quiz. 1. What was the most boring motor race in the world? 2. Who came first and second as usual? 3. Which Australian recently told a Dutch TV interviewer "F..k 'em all, how does that sound?" 4. Which used, low mileage, 1992 bright yellow car should bring $5.5 million next week?
Of course, we're talking last weekend's French Grand Prix where Lew Hamilton won from Val Bottas. Hamo was over 19 seconds ahead of Val and a lap or more ahead of 13 of the rest of the fleet.
Last year the Danster won two races in his Red Bull car and then he made what I think was an emotional decision to move to Renault. The Renault is not a great car. He has been struggling and that's seen him take a lot of risks, most of which, like last weekend, haven't paid off.
If you want to race an F1 car and you don't have much talent, the $20m to buy a one-season ride, or you just don't want the constant attention from the media, then head out to Goodwood next weekend for Bonhams Festival of Speed Sale.
Up for grabs is the 1992 Williams-Renault FW14B F1 car as driven by Nigel Mansell. Mr Moustache got five pole positions and five wins in succession in this politically incorrect beast. It's yellow on top with the blue Camel logo and blue on the bottom with the Labatt's beer sign on the sides.