I bet you rushed down to the paper shop this morning $3.50 in hand to grab a copy of this glorious weekly publication to see how your Weekend Australian Racing Team (WART) did in last week's Adelaide Rally.
Even if you didn't, I'm still going to tell you. It was pretty thrill packed. A $320,000 black Aston Martin from the Tour section (no helmets or safety cage) jumped on its lid early on, Tom and Stephen Rogers flipped their Subie into the greenery and our mighty Beemer blew a gearbox (guess who was driving and he didn't have the initials JC), causing us to lose a day but still come in a respectable 16th.
For car pervs, Alan Jones (the F1 champion, not the radio person) drove a McLaren and James Courtney and Jack Perkins chased in a Lambo, while the very red (except for the black stripes) 2017 Dodge Viper Extreme of John and Janet Ireland won the modern competition and the most photographed car of the event.
The most difficult issue we faced was making the new GoPro Hero 7 work. As you would appreciate, Mick is from a generation where, when you had shot a reel of film, you sent it off to the chemist and four weeks later you got back a big box of 35mm slides.
As a result, over the five days of the Adelaide Rally we probably lost two hours due to missing the start because he was pushing the on and off button so hard his finger broke the unbreakable GoPro cover.