Would you pay $200 million for a picture of a nude person?Look I have nothing against pictures of nude people of any sex but in the interests of complete transparency (excuse the pun) I do prefer people of the women sex to any other of the sexes.

You think you know excitement.You were excited when the Saints went into the 2010 grand final against Collingwood and then less excited when they drew. You were excited when you turned 21 only to be less excited when you realised you had to pretend to be responsible.

Friends, it was action all the way to the finish yesterday afternoon on Princess Wharf on the HOBART waterfront. In the final stages one car rolled, about for four found walls and nearby farms, the Lambo that went into the cow paddock yesterday and a Ferrari both were disqua...

Friends, you think you know excitement. You were excited when the Saints went into the 2010 grand final against Collingwood and then less excited when they drew. You were excited when you turned 21 only to be less excited when you realised you had to pretend to be responsib...

Friends, at 7.41am yesterday morning we decided to give the other 140 entrants a chance. Yes we decided to stop the starter motor working so we had to push start the might 1990 BMW 3 series (it celebrates its 30th birthday in 2020…30 car years is the equivalent of 193 huma...

Friends, you know the feeling when too much excitement is barely enough? Today was one of those days. Apart from a Ferrari missing a left hand turn 50 meters from the start and going straight into the lush Tasmanian trees, and a Lambo just running off the road

Firiends, the Weekend Australia Rally Team (WART) is competing in this year’s Targa Tasmania. This is basically the Shitbox Rally Team in a better car.

Today, we present five performance cars under $35,000 that don’t say you are a brown cardigan wearing ­accountant of either or all sexes.Under $35,000 (be prepared to negotiate) in no particular order:

Today we do our first ever road test (well maybe it’s the second or third but it’s still big), we preview Winton Historics and Targa Tasmania and answer this weekend’s big question, what’s a Toron? Actually, all this sounds much more exciting than it reall...