Wondering about your next holiday? Scrapped cruising? Too much boat not enough love?
OK. How about this? You and your friend/partner/personal assistant/body guard join with 58 other incredibly wealthy metal lovers in 29 other supercars for a four-day, 1400 km road trip from Brands Hatch to Monaco.
On day one we start off in Kent at the historic Brands Hatch racetrack. After we've all had a go, we head off to France for a spot of lunch and a few wines to calm the nerves at Marc Meurin's two star Chateau de Bealieu. Marc usually charges around $80 for a main course but it's included in our $50,000 tour price (oh, by the way you have to supply your own supercar.)
After a bit of local pigeon, truffles, cheese and four or five bottles of 2005 Damoy Chambertin I know you feel the need for more food and drink so let's head over to the champagne district, have a shower and shave at the Royal Champers Hotel where Napoleon Bonaparte used to stay when he wanted a big night out with one of his girlfriends, of which he had plenty.
If you can get out of bed for day two, you will be surprised to learn that we are heading off to more wine districts and a gut turning trot around the Dijon-Prenois circuit in a Radical SR8 RX.
Next morning what's left of you hops into your Ferrari Daytona, 755kw Bristol Super Fighter 5 or the like joining your friends from the entertainment, sports and entrepreneurial worlds for a quick drive over the Tour de France track to Chateau St Martin about an hour from Monte Carlo.
On race day we watch Mark Webber take an easy win while getting stuck into more snails and wine, a party on a superyacht and then back home by private jet.
The FT Run to Monaco is organised by Christo Thompson and Chris Welch. Naturally I approached Christo about entering but he thought the other participants wouldn't see my Mazda BT50 dual cab as a true supercar. Our editor Phil King suggested we organise a Weekend Australian Run to Port Kembla. He continues to be a disappointment to us all in the motoring section.