'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the house, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Petrolhead soon would be there. Lucky you. Here I am. Santa Petrolhead with your list of must-give items for your favourite person's stocking.
Drive a serious car on a racetrack and scare yourself or loved one stupid. The Formula Company foolishly lets you drive a Ferrari 438 at 200km/h around Sydney Motorsport Park for $795.
Drive in the LeMons 24 Hour race. While 24 Heures du Mans is the world's most prestigious car race with more than 90 cars each worth a minimum $5 million, the 24 Hours of LeMons has more than 50 cars worth no more than $999. In 2016 you can LeMon in New Zealand, Queensland, NSW, Western Australia and Victoria for $800 a driver.
Drive across Australia in a Shitbox. If driving around a racetrack for 24 hours sounds a bit tedious then you can drive the same car 3500km from Mackay to Hobart in the 2016 Shitbox Rally.
Steve McQueen in your very own home. Steve McQueen: The Man & Le Mans is a doco (on DVD) about the making of the world's most boring movie, Le Mans.