You saw that we completely skipped over Male Parent's Day last weekend. This was a decision taken on the advice of the US-based SheKnows magazine that told us: "Father's Day can elicit a wide range of emotions, from nostalgia to grief to longing to just plain annoyance at the continuation of the white, male patriarchy even in 2020."

SheKnows is our Pythia. Some of you wouldn't remember good old Pythia, but she hung out in a cave at Delphi and ancient punters would travel for hundreds of kilometres to ask her questions, about love and marriage.

Anyway, Michaelus seemed to be saying that the most common question he got on Thursday night, following the day celebrating the continuation of the white, male patriarchy, was "how do I know who is my parents' favourite sibling?" No riddle for an answer here. "I told them, enter your parents house, preferably by the front door and count the photos of you and your siblings. Whichever one has the most photos is the most loved."

Talking of a few flaws: guess who owns SheKnows magazine? Yes it's the Penske Media Corporation, owned and controlled by Jay Penske (race team owner and son of Roger, who is continuing the white, male patriarchy through his four sons).

OK, back to the Gorge Rallysprint, a one-day tarmac rally event centred around the steep, winding and challenging roads in and around the Torrens Gorge. I asked Michaelus if he could foresee the results.

"Of course," he spewed. "It won't be a rerun of the Italian Grand Prix where Pierre Gasly became the second-ever winner for AlphaTauri. We have two things going for us. One, you're not here and, two, someone else will break down or crash or both. So, I see a fine second last for the Weekend Australian Rally Team, a vast improvement on when you are anywhere near the car."

Dave Gooding's first sale outside Trumpland was last week at his Passion of a Lifetime auction at the Concours of Elegance at Hampton Court Palace. He had 15 cars up and 14 sold. Everything brought more than a million quid. Dave set six records, including the most valuable Bugatti and Vauxhall sold at auction.

The 1934 Bugatti Type 59 Sports became the most valuable Bugatti ever sold at auction, bringing $17m, the Type 35C Grand Prix sold for $6.8m and the 1937 Bugatti Type 57S achieved $14m.