I suppose you are set to go. Booked the flight to San Francisco despite the fog city plane only having business class but slumming it is good to get an understanding of how the other 99 per cent live.

Booked the one-bedroom cottage at the 100-year-old Lodge at Pebble Beach ($4890 a night plus $147 for your dog but you do get a Lexus free for two hours). Booked the Porker 911 from Hertz ($350 a day) for the two-hour drive to the greatest auto orgy the land of the free and the home of the raving can create. Yup it's the 69th Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance, six classic car auctions, Rolex Monterey Motorsports Reunion.

Those six auction houses will sell nearly 50 cars every hour at an average price of $US286,000. Don't be fooled, real cars like the 1939 Porker Type 64 will cost you somewhere around $28m at RM Sotheby's, while expect to pay up to $14m for any Feezer worth its salt like the 1958 Ferrari 250 GT Series I Cabriolet.

The 1958 Feezer Cabriolet was delivered new to the playboy, part-time actor and amateur hypnotist Prince Alessandro "Dado" Ruspoli. When he was 69, Dado married the former French model Patricia Genest, who was 29. When they had their second child Dado, 73, told friends: "I am a tree still full of fruit when all around me I see so many withered vines."