Rocket Rod Sims and his Justice League team recalled the Bubs Warehouse's Tummy Time Water Inflatable Development Mat because, wait for it, "the product does not contain the relevant safety warning labels".
Meanwhile, the 93,572 owners of Hyundai Tuscons that are prone to spontaneously combust are told to sit tight.
Our own John Rolfe and Ben Graham tell us the Korean owner of Hyundai, Genesis and 33 per cent of Kia have been telling anxious owners of recalled Tucsons as late as last week, that none have caught fire in Australia — despite two Hyundai owners saying their SUVs suddenly burst into flames.
"Just a few days before the (ACCC) warning went out, a NSW couple's Tuscon is suspected of igniting while switched off in their garage at 2am", they write. Richard and Judy Edwards managed to flee their burning home in the early hours, but the blaze took a devastating toll with the fire destroying their home and possessions.
And aren't the Justice League on to it! "Affected vehicles need to be parked in an open space and away from flammable materials and structures, i.e. not in a garage" the ACCC website tells us.
If you're driving along with your partner in the front, the kids and dogs in the back and up goes the car in flames, tough luck. But here's the thing, the Tuscon can catch fire while you and your kids are in it.
Then there's the Range Rover. Tony and Sue Waters decided to make the big jump from their trusted Ford Territory to a Range Rover. Things didn't go as well as hoped. On my estimate from Range Rover's own records, Tony, Sue and the three kids called the Range Rover assistance line over 10 times to get the SUV towed back to the dealer because it had stopped and wouldn't start.
"Last Friday, after picking my 2015 Range Rover Sport from Concord Land Rover after three weeks in their service centre I was driving down to southern NSW from Sydney Friday night when the oil lamp came on. Then I saw smoke coming out the back of the car I pulled over to the curb. The car stopped, I jumped out, as it caught fire and burst into flames. An unmarked police car stopped, the three of them jumped out and emptied an extinguisher on the Range Rover but it burnt to the ground in three minutes."
Fortunately, Tony didn't have Sue and the three kids in the car. Fortunately, he didn't get to Pheasants Nest servo, a major truck stop and fortunately he got out before the car was fully alight.
Tony, Sue and the kids have not heard from Jimmy or the company.