In today's column: what you don't get told about the safety of your car; how overseas markets get public warnings, formal campaigns and extended warranties while Australians get "not applicable".

We found out that BMW has had a long run of fire-related safety issues across ordinary petrol and diesel cars (not just EVs). In the United States, regulators have gone as far as telling owners to park outside after BMW made recalls tied to a fire risk. In September 2025 the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration in Trump Land issued a "park outside" notice for nearly 200,000 BMWs due to a potential fire risk. In February 2026, Reuters reported BMW was recalling about 575,000 vehicles globally over a potential fire hazard linked to a defective starter motor.

In February 2026, BMW recalled more than 16,000 vehicles in Australia over a fire risk. The company suggested including avoiding remote starts or leaving the car running unattended.

Enter Mr G, his M2 fuel tank and the two-million car recall.

Victorian reader Mr G owns an April 2016 BMW M2. In fact, he owns six other Beemers. The dealer told him there was crack in his petrol tank but that replacement tanks were in stock locally – which immediately triggered his suspicion that it's a known issue, not just bad luck.

Just so you know, the BMW fuel tank is made of plastic.

As the NHTSA says about BMW fuel tank recalls: "Fuel, in the presence of an ignition source, could lead to fire."

Mr G had also read about a US problem whereby a manufacturing issue related to a "second hole" in the tank could lead to splitting and fuel leakage (again, near the hot bits). In the US, he understood warranty coverage was extended for affected cars. So, we asked BMW Australia the obvious question: if the Americans get acknowledgment and extended coverage, why doesn't an Aussie owner get the same comfort?

The old 'Australian BMWs are different' excuse

BMW Australia's first response was the familiar firewall. It said the North American fuel tank campaign was not applicable here, and that US vehicles have a different fuel tank and fuel system specification – so the Australian issue "is not related" to that US campaign.

In our research we found that BMW has a significant and ongoing history of fire-risk recalls. In the past 18 months BMW has recalled more than two million cars due to fire risks. A starter motor fire risk between 2024 and 2026 resulted in about 30,000 cars being recalled in Australia – and then there's the fuel tank fire recalls and the diesel fire recalls.

Here's the thing: What's notable is the pattern. BMW has formally recalled vehicles for fire risk when weld failures occur on fuel tanks in the Z4, X3 and X4, yet the very similar plastic fuel tank cover plate weld failure affecting the much larger fleet was handled only as a warranty extension rather than a safety recall. The underlying hazard (fuel leaking near hot exhaust components) is fundamentally the same.

BMW's extended warranty response

BMW of North America issued a service information bulletin in April 2022, extending the emission-specific limited warranty for the fuel tank to 15 years or 150,000 miles from the original in-service date. This covers fuel tank replacement free of charge if the defect is confirmed. BMW explicitly stated this was not a recall or service action, but rather an emission-specific limited warranty extension.

Reimbursement for prior repairs

BMW in the US also offered to reimburse owners who had already paid out of pocket for this repair before the warranty extension was announced.

Relevance to Australia

This warranty extension applies specifically to US-specification BMW vehicles registered and operated in the United States (including Puerto Rico) but not Australia.

The backdown that matters (and what it reveals)

Using RealOEM (a public mirror of BMW's parts catalogue), we compared the fuel tank listing for an Australian car and a US car from the same production month. The screenshots showed the plastic fuel tank part number was the same.

Pressed directly, BMW Australia confirmed in writing that the Australian vehicle's tank part number was 16117294604 and then conceded the critical point: the base fuel tank part number is the same as that used in US-market vehicles.

It's not the fiery fuel tank, it's the plumbing

BMW's explanation then pivoted — not to the tank itself, but to the plumbing around it. It said US-market vehicles use a different system, including a fuel leak detection monitor and a different activated charcoal filter. Australian vehicles, it said, run a different tank venting system with different associated components and "on that basis" the US issue was not related to the condition seen on this Australian car.

That may explain why a US campaign doesn't administratively apply here. But it exposes a bigger consumer problem: global manufacturers can draw hard market borders around defects, even when the hardware – or at least the core part number – looks identical.

If BMW wants stories like this to go away, the path is simple: publish the failure mode, confirm whether it's isolated and explain what protection Australian owners get when a safety-critical component fails. Until then, "not applicable" reads less like reassurance and more like an export of accountability.

The 'St Kilda Grand Prix'

This year, F1 has collapsed into woke hands and the once mighty engines like that in the 1986 Benetton B186 that turned out 1044kW and was just about as fast (352km/h) as the 2026 model, have given way to wussymobiles that have a roughly 50/50 power split between the petrol engine and the electric engine.

My drum is that the Mercs look superfast so that puts Gorgeous George in front, followed by one of the best drivers ever, Mad Max, and with Chuck and Hamo battling for third. So that probably puts Oscar in sixth or seventh. Of course, the value bet for the day is the Cadillac team at 1000 to 1.

Albert Park is fast, bumpy, low grip at the start of the weekend, and you can't hide much when the walls are close and the kerbs are angry. Look for chaos in qualifying and the team with such bad cars it will say it has software issues or it's just playing possum for the first few races of the season.

Clearly the St Kilda promoters and race organisers and officials have been consuming too many of the Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale because they have come up with these zingers: "Be part of the dawn of a new era as Albert Park once again becomes the epicentre of the racing world."

"When Formula 1 comes to Melbourne, Expect Nothing Less" the organisers tell us. Nothing less than what? In St Kilda? Commonly known as "Crap Coney Island," "Shit Santa Monica," or "Budget Bondi."

Then the race organisers tell us that turn six of the Albert Park street circuit will now be known as "In Her Corner" as part of a partnership between Engineers Australia and the Australian Grand Prix Corporation, in celebration of International Women's Day. In what universe does In Her Corner celebrate anything except magnificent tokenism?

In 76 years only two women have started an F1 race. No woman has entered an F1 race since 1992. What a record to celebrate – 1149 Formula 1 world championship races, 76 seasons of competition and two women.

I'd be ducking for cover instead of drawing attention to the sports-ingrained misogyny with a slick PR trick.