As you know no one had sex until 1965. No one. Not ever. Then we had the sexual revolution, helped by the contraceptive tablet (we call one of the Weekend Australian Racing Team the pill because he/she/other has no conception)

I know you lie awake at night thinking about what to do with the $20 million you’ve got sitting around in accounts at Trasta Komercbanka, Promsvyazbank and Citibank. Strangely enough there’s a lot of people who don’t even know how to think about issues like this...

I know you’re still getting over the Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Return of the Wandering Goddess or, if you’re an atheist, nothing at all holidays but it’s time to start planning that Easter family driving adventure for you, your partner, the kiddies and your l...

It’s The Weekend Australian’s motoring column in the business section exclusive report on cars and sex. Do not, under any circumstances, let the kiddies, persons of extreme religious or political views, your parents or grandparents, your kindergarten teacher, persons ...